Friday, December 16, 2005

 

Global Warming Racket Ratchets Up

With the pompously wrong assessment that "greenhouse gases" are the highest they've been in 650,000 years, the global warming scare profiteers are out in force. Ed Brook, Oregon State University said:
“The levels of primary greenhouse gases such as methane, carbon dioxide and nitrous oxide are up dramatically since the Industrial Revolution, at a speed and magnitude that the Earth has not seen in hundreds of thousands of years,” Brook said. “There is now no question this is due to human influence.”
But then the story (and I do mean story) continues:
But there are also concerns that the Earth’s climate may have changed very abruptly at times in the past, in complex interactions between the atmosphere, ocean currents and ice sheets.
No doubt those past changes were also caused by ancient versions of the Chevy Suburban.

Research like that leads to "ideas" like government limits on cow farts. I'm not kidding. Governments are also trying to limit the amount of manure cows produce. Stop laughing! This is serious. And what about all those wild shitting animals? Just let the liberals tell a lion not to take a poop on the Serengetti because it violates envronmental legislation and destroys its own ecosystem. At least Ali G and Ralph Nader are thinking ahead:
In response to Ali G�s suggestion that people�s "natural gases" could be harnessed as a source of energy, Nader says, "Well, you already have tens of millions of cattle, but they haven't figured out how to put a box on their asshole."
If these supposed greenhouse gases are the highest they've been in 650,000 years, why isn't it hotter now than it was almost 1,000 years ago when grapes were grown in Britain?
The cultivation of grapes was extensive throughout the southern portion of England from about 1100-1300. This area is about 300 miles farther north than the areas in France and Germany that grow grapes today. Grapes were also grown in northern France and Germany at that time, areas which even today do not sustain commercial vineyards.
Well, check out this fantastical "news" story about how the Earth will soon "experience temperatures higher than it has known in half a million years." Dun-Dun-Dunnnnnnn.....

The ABC story says:
In fact, today three environmental groups are suing the U.S. government to get the polar bear listed as an endangered species. And scientists are saying that the polar bear is seriously threatened as the Arctic keeps melting.
So move the bears to Antarctica because the Antarctic is experiencing temperature drops and snowfall increases. Which the "scientists" think is "caused by rising temperatures". !

And if the Kyoto Handcuffs are so important, why are two countries which are rapidly developing and industrializing and account for almost half the planet's population left out by exemption?

ABC continues:
As for humans, new studies in the journal of “Nature” [READ THE LIES "NATURE" HAS PROPOGATED BEFORE] confirm World Health Organization’s estimates that conservatively 150,000 more people die each year and 5 million more get sick because man-made global warming is helping insect and waterborne diseases to spread, especially among poorer nations.
And liberals say that George Bush tries to scare people about terrorism!

George Will has a great piece on how environmentalism is really a new shade of socialism. I covered more of this hippie bullshit on Monday.

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