Thursday, April 07, 2005

 

Conservative Speakers Need Advance Guard

Another truth-teller has been hit in the face with a pie by a liar (liberal, whatever). It's come to the point where speakers who are telling the truth about the communist progressives need a Praetorian Guard to protect them when they appear in public.

There are two other ways to stop this epidemic:
  1. Catch someone in the commission of the crime (it is a crime-assault), and beat the "progressive" until the spirit of the "progressive" progressively marches toward the bright white light.
  2. Storm the stage when a "progressive" communist (Howard Dean(ie) the commie weenie, John Kerry, Ted "The Red" Kennedy) is speaking and instead of hitting them in the face with a pie, use a hammer and crush their jaw.

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