Thursday, January 27, 2005

 

Who's The Cock Here?

-From Cnn.com

Lawmaker wants tiny boxing gloves on roosters

OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) -- An Oklahoma senator hopes to revive cockfighting in the state by putting tiny boxing gloves on the roosters instead of razors.

The Oklahoma legislature outlawed the blood sport in 2002 because of its cruelty to the roosters, which are slashed and pecked to death while human spectators bet on the outcome.

But State Sen. Frank Shurden, a Democrat from Henryetta and a long-time defender of cockfighting, said the ban had wiped out a $100-million business.
Who says all Moonbats are anti-business?
To try to revive it, he has proposed that roosters wear little boxing gloves attached to their spurs, as well as lightweight, chicken-sized vests configured with electronic sensors to record hits and help keep score. The State Senate will consider Shurden's proposal next month.
Great way to spur economic growth; chicken-tronics. It'll be huge!
"It's like the fencing that you see on the Olympics, you know, where they have little balls on the ends of the swords and the fencers wear vests," said Shurden. "That's the same application that would be applied to the roosters."

Janet Halliburton, president of the Oklahoma Coalition Against Cockfighting, which led the drive for the 2002 law, said Shurden is really seeking to loosen the ban.
Maybe Shurden's just obsessed with cocks?
"What this is going to do is make a platform for him to continually try to amend the existing ban," Halliburton told The Oklahoman newspaper.
Since this opponent is named Halliburton, and Shurden's a commu-crat, the Senator already has a rallying point for other pinkos.

Gee, you know, I can't understand why the Democrats are losing power. If only there were some clue as to why people don't respect them anymore. Oh, well. I guess it's a mystery for the ages.


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