Thursday, December 16, 2004


New Mental Disease?

I'm not talking about liberalism. That's a well-known mental disease. I'm not talking about PEST (Post Election Selection Trauma). This is a newly diagnosed disease: BULLSHIT


Senator Barbara "Baghdad" Boxer is apparently suffering from it. I'll forgive LGF's missed diagnosis.



I know some idiots on the right (probably the anti-American Buchanan right that doesn't think Iran is a threat) have been defending drug-addled morons like Barry Bonds. They are wrong. A lot of athletes have used ILLEGAL substances to improve their game. They deserve to be behind bars. If Barry Bonds was caught doing the types of drugs Robert Downey Jr. did, would this chorus of cause-celebre supports still be singing hosannahs in his favor? Then they should shut up now.

Is Senator McCain going overboard? Maybe. But football kicked the steroid habit almost twenty years ago and is all the better for it (although still far from watchable.).

Wednesday, December 15, 2004


UN Protests

Anyone interested in doing this type of protest?

First, get a Saddam Hussein costume. Beret, mustache, khaki fatugies, etc. Then get two of those little monkeys you always see on TV. One monkey must be dark brown or black. The other monkey must be much lighter.

Dress the dark monkey in a tiny gray business suit and if possible, dye a grey goatee around its mouth. Take the lighter monkey, and tie a small french flag around its neck like an ascott.

Then go to the UN headquarters in New York. Parade around in front of the UN in your Saddam costume with the monekys on your shoulders or at least on a leash. Just walk around the plaza loudly proclaiming your thanks to the UN. Then point to your accomplices Kofi Annan (dark monkey) and Jacques Chirac (light monkey) and declaim your utter gratitutde for those particular minions who helped you through the Oil-For-Food scam while enriching themselves. Explain to everyone how you wouldn't have been able to stay in power without those two. And Bill Clinton.

I think you'd definitely be on TV. Bill O'Reilly would love you.


Death to "The View"!

Is it only MY opinion that the entire cast of "The View" should be raped and murdered? I really think the country would be better off.

"You know, Star, it's funny. You're on a show called The View yet I can't see around you."-Jenny Jones on MadTV

Tuesday, December 14, 2004


Crappy Trails To You

I'll have more to say on saggy-jowled Bolshevik Bill Moyers "retirement" (from what, I don't know) next week after his last show. Until then, read this excellent expose of his communist propaganda funded by the taxpayer.

Monday, December 13, 2004


French Dictators To America: "Do Az We Zay!!"

The turd burglars in Paris have got two idiotic ideas:

A: Global warming is real.
B: They're going to force the USA into the Kyoto handcuffs.
French Ecology Minister Serge Lepeltier said, "I am convinced that we are going to bring the United States into Kyoto, even if it doesn't want to."
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Good fucking luck convincing anyone of anything with that attitude. You bullshit about the lie of global warming while all you really do in the world is kill Africans, enslave Corsicans, and stab America in the back.

You know, just because you're a European country doesn't mean there aren't Americans willing to genocidally liquidate you, like you did to the Jews when you frogs joined the Nazis.

That's right, the jokes are just the beginning. Then comes the fighting, then the destruction once and for all of a country that has been nothing but a thorn in the worlds side for almost 2,000 years.

One last thought on global warming:

Darryl : All right! So, any ideas how we can stop the future from happening? [pause]

Chet: How about we cause more global warming, so that in the future, the polar ice caps melt, and and it ushers in a new ice age?

Darryl : [pause] How the hell is global warming gonna cause an ice age?!

Chet: Well you know, the... global warming could bring on like a climate shift or somethin'?

Darryl : Chet, you are a fuckin' retard, you know that?! Even if global warming were real, which all proven scientific data shows it isn't, it would take millions of years for a climate shift to happen! You think an ice age can just happen all of a sudden-like?

Chet: Well I was just tryin' to be helpful.

Darryl : Well help yourself to a fuckin' science book, 'cause you're talkin' like a fuckin' retard! Now, come on people, we've got to think! Damnit, they took our jaorbs!- South Park Episode 806 "Goobacks"

Sunday, December 12, 2004


Murder The Traitors. Period!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! It is time to stop putting up with bullshit from the leftist and islamist internal enemies in America. They are allowed to hide under the First Ammendment while chipping away at the Second Ammendment. They are allowed to attack Christmas while supporting Ramadan and Islamic indoctrination in out schools.

Well, now noted turd Sean Penn is making a movie about his own fantasy, crashing a plane into the White House. Break out the handcuffs. Take this asshole, Michael Moron, Ed "Sasquatch" Asner, Barbara "I'm a self-hating Jew who's made millions off of Christmas albums" Streisand, the entire staff of The New York Lies, arrest them, put them in one of several Guantanamo Bay type camps to be built here in the US, throw away the key, and forget about them.

Otherwise they'll have every Americans head on a platter.

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