Saturday, November 27, 2004

 

Back From The Dead?

U.S. Central Command has released the following press report about a terrorist towelhead faking death to continue fighting:

FALLUJAH, Iraq – Marines from the 1st Marine Division shot and killed an insurgent, who while faking dead, opened fire on the Marines that were conducting a security and clearing patrol through the streets here at approximately 3:45 p.m. on 21 November.

For more information, please contact Capt Bradley Gordon, public affairs officer, 1st Marine Division, gordonbv@1mardivdm.usmc.mil

I guess the Killarney Kunt, Maureen Dowd, will be all over that story on Monday morning. But don't hold your breath. When can we start sending the Marines to shoot leftist MSMer's in the head?

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

 

Jihad Has Bred Crusade

Utopia is dead! Long live Utopia!

That's the cry of European leftists who absolutely refuse to believe that the mozlem animal has taken full advantage of a society castrated and financially strapped by generations of scum like Jackass Chirac. And real Europeans (not their panty-waist elitist leaders) have had enough.

You see, Theo Van Gogh's murder was just the beginning. Europeans have had their eyes opened to what happens when you ignore a cancer; you end up dominated like Malmo, Sweeden.

No just as Victor Hanson predicted, ugly things are coming out of Europe. Like a coming race war. You can call it whatever you want, but Europe has a history of these massive internal conflicts and they've apparently decided that the Moors are back. And they need to be defeated again.

The thought of mozlem bodies on funeral pyres warms my heart.

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

 

This Did Not Happen!

It is very impotant that everyone understand that the reports of a cross-burning in the yard of an interracial Long Island, New York couple this weekend ARE NOT TRUE!

How do I know it didn't happen? Well, you see, New york is a blue state. That means the majority of its voters voted for John Kerry on November 2nd. And, by definition, blue states are completely free of intolerance and bigotry. Neither is there any crime nor pollution. All schoolchildren wake from a full 8 hours of sleep, are fed a balanced breakfast, and sent to the most wonderful of schools. It is indeed a Marxist utopia thanks to Eliot Spitzer and Hillary Clinton.

What crap-eaters those bluers are.

 

More Butt Fucker/Goat-Fucker Collaboration

The radical left is at it again: Promoting an enemy political system that WILL kill them given the chance; Mohammedanism. The conspiracy is going on right here in our own country at universities and in cities. Basically, anywhere blue-staters gather.

And of course while sticking up for raghead-ism, the left is sure to demonize Christianity. After all Christ was a Jew who stood up for his fellow Hebrews when a group was trying to wipe them out. And that simply is asking for it from the anti-Semitic left and the towelheads who are itching to do things to the Israelites that would make the Nazis puke.

For a group that demands at knifepoint that you believe in their "tolerance" I wonder what they think of the nearing race war in The Netherlands? Or the coming civil war in all of Christian (yes, at heart it really is, and certainly will be if the mozlemz keep up their animalistic behavior; jihad does breed crusade after all) Europe?

 

Quick Round-Up On French Genocide

Here are some stories about the ongoing French murder of civilians in Ivory Coast, Africa.

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Three

I really don't feel the need to hate on the French since all good Americans hate them anyway. So I'll let others do it for me:

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." ---Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ---Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right." ---Rush Limbaugh

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." --- Regis Philbin

There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and beautiful young woman sitting together in a carriage in a train going through a French Province. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and, as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Suddenly there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel the woman and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face where he had been slapped. The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must have kissed her and she missed him and slapped me instead.' The woman was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.' And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.'

An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French.... Raise both hands if you are French.

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." ---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people." --Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" ---Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." --David Letterman

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? No one knows. It's never been tried.

"The French are always reluctant to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies."

"Did you see the new bomb the government came up with? It weights 21,000 pounds. The Air Force tested this bomb in Florida and the bomb blast was so strong at Disneyworld 25 French tourists surrendered." Jay Leno

"Army personnel in Kuwait unloaded a dozen faulty tanks that only go in reverse. Tanks that only go in reverse? They've been repackaged and sold to France." Craig Kilborn

"I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac." Dennis Miller

"After what they say was an exhaustive investigation, the Defense Minister of France said today that Osama bin Laden is either still in hiding in Afghanistan, he may have escaped to Pakistan, or he may be dead. Hey, France, thanks a lot. We'll take it from here. Hard to believe they were invaded twice." Jay Leno

That last one is more than a joke. It's shrewd commentary. It captures why the French make such poor allies. When they pulled out of NATO 40 years ago and declared Americans must close down their bases in France, Secretary of State Dean Rusk had a bitterly caustic response. Should we dig up the graves of American soldiers in Normandy, too, and take them home? No French answer was recorded.


Monday, November 22, 2004

 

Speaking Of Shooting People In The Head

You can help support someone who (deservedly) shot someone in the head. No, Sean Hannity didn't kill Michael Moron. I'm talking about the Marine who shot a terrorist in Iraq who meant to kill more of your countrymen.

Of course the leftist press and the sorry-ass pinko who distributed the tape have done everything possible to lynch this fine young Marine and example of (and to) American citizenry.

Here is your opportunity to help him. This petition to Congress in support of the Marine has been signed by almost 200,000 people so fare. Won't you join them?

 

Pop Goes The Weasel

In a bit of cathartic revenge against all those pinkos who said George W. Bush should get killed (when not around him, since if he heard them, he'd personally kick their asses) you can now repeatedly shoot John Fitzgerald Kennedy in the head.

Ted (make it a double since I'm drivin') Kennedy called the game "despicable". Well, it was kind of slurred so it sounded like a Daffy Duck-esque "deshhhpigabble".

Well, I should make it clear that I hate the liars who call themselves liberal much more than I hate JFK himself. After all (libbies pay attention here) JFK did call Joseph McCarthy a "great America patriot".

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