Tuesday, November 23, 2004

 

This Did Not Happen!

It is very impotant that everyone understand that the reports of a cross-burning in the yard of an interracial Long Island, New York couple this weekend ARE NOT TRUE!

How do I know it didn't happen? Well, you see, New york is a blue state. That means the majority of its voters voted for John Kerry on November 2nd. And, by definition, blue states are completely free of intolerance and bigotry. Neither is there any crime nor pollution. All schoolchildren wake from a full 8 hours of sleep, are fed a balanced breakfast, and sent to the most wonderful of schools. It is indeed a Marxist utopia thanks to Eliot Spitzer and Hillary Clinton.

What crap-eaters those bluers are.

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